Started off rocky but he makes it work and the end oozed of “Don’t fucking fire me, I just put your business on the viral map.”

Diddy:

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ditty [ˈdɪtɪ]:

n pl -ties

(Literature / Poetry) (Music, other) a short simple song or poem

[from Old French ditie poem, from ditier to compose, from Latin dictāre dictate]