Ultimate 47 Layer Bean Dip


 
 30 Jan 2013   Food

The Super Bowl is right around the corner, which means that Super Bowl parties and the food that goes with them will be the name of the game (does anyone seriously watch the Super Bowl for anything besides an excuse to eat food and watch silly commercials?). That’s why, if you really want to impress your friends, you’ll bring this monstrosity to the party: a 47 layer bean dip that has everything from mac & cheese to crumbled cornbread. Here’s what’s inside:

47 layer bean dip

The dip apparently weighs around 17 pounds and, to really get the full effect, you’ll need to layer it in some sort of clear container. Want to know more on how to make it? Check out the recipe here.

47 layer bean dip 2 47 layer bean dip GIF

 

via buzzfeed

 



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  • TruuuV

    “(does anyone seriously watch the Super Bowl for anything besides an excuse to eat food and watch silly commercials?)”

    The meteoric popularity of the puppy bowl says no.

    • Ruminum

      PUPPIES!!!

    • FyLark

      I actually find the Puppy Bowl even more dull and pointless than the Super Bowl…

      • TruuuV

        Yes, but you’re dead inside.

        • FyLark

          I know ):

  • SumAnon

    That … doesn’t look good at all.

    • Blinghamstar

      What’s kind of sickening is watching the lower layers compress with the added weight of the layers above…

      • TruuuV

        Don’t you blame gravity for this, you blame the grotesque foodbin-looking concoction.

        What makes it worse for me is the fact you know a “chip” isn’t going to go that far down and will inevitably break, so someone is going to have a few too many beers and think it’s okay to drive their hand through to get a go at all the layers.

        Hands in food just *shudder*.

    • cdn_bakun

      Not sure of the point in adding ketchup and french fries to the layers…if those qualify, you could just drop anything in that mix. Hey, I’ve got melba toast in the cupboard!! 48 layers.

      • Ruminum

        Oh look! Chinese garlic black bean paste! 49!

        • cdn_bakun

          Honey nut cheerios!! An even 50!!

    • Helen Magnus

      Seconded. Gross gross gross. Then again, the only good Superbowl food are the hotwings.

      I would make a snarky crack about Americans getting far too involved in this sport, but Europeans are no better with the World Cup.

      I’ve not seen a 47 layer dip made for a soccer game though.

    • PewPewImaLaser

      IT TASTES LIKE FEET!!!

  • Conspiracy Einstein

    All this and no ranch?!

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  • Ruminum

    So, since no one has made a chip large enough or strong enough to reach all 47 layers, your guests will have to basically eat through two or three layers at a time, until it all mixes together into a pool of remnant ingredients.

    What sad schlub at your party is going to get stuck digging through the, uh, “appetizing” hardboiled egg/chicken nugget/pickled okra layer…?

    • cancer monkey: revelation 3d

      After the first few people have a go at it, you might as well have just thrown 47 different kinds of crap into a bowl and give it a shake. This is a dumb.

      • Ruminum

        *shudder*

  • AndrewJackson

    That is clearly cilantro on top.

  • Missin’ Mississippi

    After eating this, I’ll definitely be impressing my friends…and my neighbors.

  • Blinghamstar

    I’ve kind of really come to hate the Superbowl and everything that surrounds it, for how it reflects American society in general. Thank god there are people out there that don’t buy into it.

    • Bling-Nye, the Daft Punk guy

      Couldn’t've said it better myself…

      • TruuuV

        You self-upvoting bastard…

        • Bling-Nye, the Daft Punk guy

          I only talk to myself sometimes, when I forget who I am; I never up/downvote myself.

          • TruuuV

            The solitary upvote seemed too suspicious not to call you out on.

      • http://dailyoftheday.com/ Lascivious Lass

        There’s two of you?!

  • PapaSloth

    Thank God they specified Goya yellow rice, I’d hate to have wrecked the whole thing by using an off-label rice is one of my 47 layers.

    • Ruminum

      “This is Semi-Homemade with Sandra Lee. Today, I’ll be showing you how to make 47 layer dip…”