Educate

• Charred body found in mountain cabin after gunfight has been positively identified as Chris Dorner.
• Al-Qaida strategy in north Africa revealed in document found in Mali, senior commander tells his men they tried to impose Islamic law too quickly.
• Warren Buffet to buy Heinz in record food industry takeover.

Read

• Cruise ship nightmare as 4,229 passengers have been stuck aboard filthy, disabled ship five days after it was due; passengers spelled out word “HELP” with their bodies.
• Mitochondrial Eve: Why she can’t be used as an argument for Creationism.
• How to fall out of love with somebody.

Space/Science

• NASA data may have uncovered galaxy’s youngest black hole.
• The size of the moon compared to the United States.
• Everything you need to know for Friday’s big asteroid fly-by.

Lolligag

• Stephen Fry proposes to a girl, for another guy, on Twitter.
• Kyle Machlachlan does a Twin Peaks Harlem Shake because why not.
• Chubby Checker is suing over a penis-measuring app with the same name.
• The Criterion Collection is giving you all their movies for free on Hulu this weekend.
• Politician tries to ban “lewd” photoshopping after his head was photoshopped onto a porn star’s body.
• President Obama compares Congress to preschoolers in education speech.
• Hero pit bull rushes to rescue humans and other dogs from burning house.
• Female golfer who was bitten by black widow digs out venom with golf tee, continues to play anyway.
• Irony: Pirate bay to sue anti-piracy site for pirating its design.
• Play: Harlem Shake Roulette
• (Above) Puritan Valentine’s Day Cards