This is How You Always Win at Rock, Paper, Scissors


 
 28 Aug 2012   Funny, Video, Youtube

LAHWF shows you that you don’t actually have to be good at rock, paper, scissors to win at rock, paper, scissors. And before you tell me that there’s no way to be good at rock, paper, scissors, think again. It’s just like poker…you can tell by their reactions. I have yet to lose a 3 out of 5 rock, paper, scissors game.

 

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  • JohnnyBrillcream

    Cheat, now why didn’t I think of that??!!

  • Conspiracy Einstein

    True story: I played RPS once, and won 3 out of 5 by playing only rock. In three throws. “Who plays only rock?!” He cried out. “I do.” I threw him the keys. “Now drive, bitch.”

    • Blinghamstar

      NO TIME FOR QUESTIONS, GET IN THE CAR! Now drive, bitch.

      LOL, I am so easily amused.

    • http://dailyoftheday.com/ Kabwla Two-Lips

      Role Playing Strategy?

      Like the Warhammer 40.000 series?
      (When 40k was good, not that stupid movie or the monotone ‘Spacemarine’)

    • ilovellamas

      Wait. If you threw rock three times, and won 3 out of 5 in just three throws, that means the other guy played only scissors…?

      • Conspiracy Einstein

        You are correct. He thought “No way he’ll do it again.”

        • ilovellamas

          Yeah but how can he be shocked that you threw rock three times if he threw scissors three times? :P

  • Dell Icious

    If a real goal in your life is to always win at rock, paper, scissor, then you need to reassess your aspirations.

    • TruuuV

      Yeah until the aliens arrive and it turns out their system of combat is Rock, Paper, Scissors. Then I’m a fucking hero.

  • Blinghamstar

    The rules of Rock-paper-scissors-lizard-Spock are:

    Scissors cuts paper
    Paper covers rock
    Rock crushes lizard
    Lizard poisons Spock
    Spock smashes scissors
    Scissors decapitates lizard
    Lizard eats paper
    Paper disproves Spock
    Spock vaporizes rock
    Rock crushes scissors

    • JohnnyBrillcream

      Were those Peter Gabriels’ original lyrics to Games Without Frontiers?

      • Blinghamstar

        If not, they ought to be…

    • PapaSloth

      Spock can vaporize a rock, and smash scissors, but he’s helpless against a lizard? I think I’ll stick with roshambo.

      • Blinghamstar
        • http://dailyoftheday.com/ Kabwla Two-Lips

          Your link does not work as expected.

          Unless you are a spammer for funnyjunk, which means I have to report you.

          • Blinghamstar

            Doesn’t work? Worked when I clicked it. Hrrrmm…

            Well, googly image search “party spock” and you’ll get the idea.

            Everybody have a logical time!

          • Conspiracy Einstein

            Same. I got an alert from our filter that says “Tasteless and Offensive.”

    • Conspiracy Einstein

      Paper disproves Spock? I don’t get it.

      • http://dailyoftheday.com/ Kabwla Two-Lips

        Hello there hero,
        If you are bored, I have left a quest for you in the [air guitar] post. (Wake up)

        Much experience will be rewarded.

        • Conspiracy Einstein

          Just a follow up to say that it’s completed.

          • http://dailyoftheday.com/ Kabwla Two-Lips

            I just li(c)ked some of your comments.

      • Blinghamstar

        The “paper” isn’t a sheet, but a work of knowledge, a research paper, presumably written by someone with an even greater grasp of science/logic than Spock. As in, a paper on “Transcendental Pan-dimensional Tintinnabulatory Effect on Hypoglycolitic Species of Bufo alvarius in Somnambulatic State” … or something.

  • Blinghamstar

    Complete tangent: I was camping with a friend who was trying to cut through some cord with a knife; he said “I wish someone would invent something like opposable knives…” to which I replied after a brief pause, “What, you mean like scissors?” His priceless response: “Fuck.”