The Only Way Bruce Willis Would Ever Be in My Mouth


 
 13 Feb 2013   Food, WTF

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Is if it were chocolate Bruce Willis. Mmmmm…life-size chocolate action figures.

 

via nerdalicious

 



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  • evilplatypus

    Kinda looks like if Gandhi and Patrick Stewart had a baby…a chocolatey-brown baby.

    • dailyoftheday

      If Gandhi and Patrick Stewart had a baby, it would be a caramel-vanilla baby. Sweet, sweet, delicious baby.

      -N

    • Shunsui Kyoraku

      I don’t know, to me it kind of looks like Robert Patrick, like a chocolate T-1000.

  • TruuuV

    Why would you put that much effort into making a statue of someone entirely from chocolate and then make it look nothing like him.

    • IronEdithKidd

      Indeed. That head is disturbingly too small, the hips are far too wide, and he looks much more Japanese than I remember him looking.

  • Bling-Nye, the Daft Punk guy

    Only way?

    What if the two of you were the only survivors of a plane crash in the Andes mountains, and he was mortally wounded, unable to leave the site of the crash… and the only way you could survive and have the strength to hike out to rescue is if you eat him?

    What if he were shrunk to the size of a cricket and crawled into your mouth while you slept?

    What if licking him got you so high you turned into a unicorn, like, literally?

    • TruuuV

      The last one. The last one I would contemplate.

  • cdn_bakun

    “You want a piece of me?!?! You want a piece of me?!?!?”

    Uh, yes I do, Mr. Choco-willis.