The Most Amazing Choreographed Bar Mitzvah Dance Ever


 
 13 Aug 2013   Awesome, Video, Youtube

Sam Horowitz decided that for his Bar Mitzvah, he needed to do something big. Like, something really, really big. And flashy.

It seems that your regular choreographed dances just aren’t enough for today’s Bar Mitzvahs. Now you need showgirls in order to turn 13 years old and become a man. Or something.

I wish someone would invite me to their Bar Mitzvah.

 

via dailydot

 



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  • Slartibartfatsdomino

    I’m glad that my friends that invited me to their bar mitzvahs were not filthy rich. All we did was sit through some Torah reading and then sneak off and drink too much wine. Much more fun than that spectacle.

  • Valentine Michael Smith

    … but he still doesn’t have enough money to buy humility.

  • Mazel tov on your bar mitzvah AND coming out party, apparently!

    • whycantwejustloveeverybody

      almost did a spit take at that. He is fabulous though. The amount of friends he has proves it.

  • cdn_bakun

    Quite the spectacle!! Hope the rest of his life measures up to this….




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