The Latest Cow Tipping Trend is Really Dangerous


 
 19 Dec 2012   Funny, Video, Whoopsies, WTF, Youtube

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No cows were harmed in the dashcam recording of this accident.

I’m going to hell for laughing at this, but I’ll make sure to keep a seat warm for you guys there.

 

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  • KillerTruffle

    I realize they were probably being driven to someone’s dinner plate or coat closet anyway, but still… poor cows.

  • MynameisBlarney

    I can’t seem to find any humor in this.

    • http://robvincent.net/ Rob T Firefly

      Ditto, it’s just a huge wince.

      I can’t tell, is that the driver crashing out through the windshield?

      • TruuuV

        Not 100% but I’ve watched that chunk a few times over and it seems the windshield pops out of it’s frame and hangs out. Couldn’t see the driver fly out at any point.

    • http://dailyoftheday.com/ Kabwla Two-Lips

      Those cows were mooooving way too fast.

      (whoomp, there it is…)

      • JohnnyBrillcream

        Your comment is udderly ridiculous

        • http://dailyoftheday.com/ Kabwla Two-Lips

          It’s borderline cheesy, let’s not milk it.

          • JohnnyBrillcream

            I don’t know where this is coming from, I have no beef with you.

            • http://dailyoftheday.com/ Kabwla Two-Lips

              Unlike the driver, I’m steering these jokes in a certain direction.

              • JohnnyBrillcream

                I herd that about you

                • SumAnon

                  you both are being kine of silly

                  • http://dailyoftheday.com/ Kabwla Two-Lips

                    Really? I think you’re kinda neat.

                    EDIT: Confession time, I am totally cheating and using Wikipedia for inspiration. So I skim through the article and find this:

                    “In all cattle species, a female twin of a bull usually becomes an infertile partial intersex, and is a freemartin.”
                    Say what? What the Actual Fuck?

                    • SumAnon

                      WUT

                    • http://dailyoftheday.com/ Kabwla Two-Lips

                      *in the very best stand up comedy voice you have ever heard *

                      I know !
                      What does it mean… is that even safe?

                • http://dailyoftheday.com/ Kabwla Two-Lips

                  I’ll leave none of these cows intact

                  • JohnnyBrillcream

                    I won’t be oxen you again to knock off the puns (that was a stretch, running out of synonyms)

                    • MynameisBlarney

                      cud it out you guys.

                    • http://dailyoftheday.com/ Kabwla Two-Lips

                      Quit riding me, this is such bull…

                    • http://robvincent.net/ Rob T Firefly

                      There’s too much at steak.

                    • Blinghamstar

                      Trying to ruminate on a cow pun, just can’t …

                    • http://dailyoftheday.com/ Kabwla Two-Lips

                      Accoording to wikipedia, you can start with a raw draft and see if a yak* hides there.

                      (*)Pronounced ‘Joke’

                    • http://dailyoftheday.com/ Kabwla Two-Lips

                      Aha my dear nemesis, your weak point re-veals itself!

                    • JohnnyBrillcream

                      I cow in awe of your superior wit

                    • http://dailyoftheday.com/ Kabwla Two-Lips

                      (standing on the shoulders of giants, dear sir.)

                      You, me, I think we are bovine.

                    • JohnnyBrillcream

                      As the self imposed King of the Internet I know dub thee SirLion of Beef.

                    • http://dailyoftheday.com/ Kabwla Two-Lips

                      Does that mean I now have to sleep where the cows so?
                      Because I am affraid of the cow ward.

                    • MynameisBlarney

                      Better than being a nincowpoop.

                    • Blinghamstar

                      Bullocks!

                    • http://dailyoftheday.com/ Kabwla Two-Lips

                      Yes Blingham, you can be the ‘Prince of Bollucks’.

                    • Blinghamstar

                      Just prodding.

                    • http://dailyoftheday.com/ Kabwla Two-Lips

                      IF a cow decides she likes me and gets a bit too frisky,
                      should I run away, or should I just leather?

                    • http://dailyoftheday.com/ Lascivious Lass

                      mmmm

                    • Blinghamstar

                      oooooooo

                    • http://dailyoftheday.com/ Lascivious Lass

                      Btw, I’ve been staring at this .gif for over 5 minutes now. You seem likewise fascinated by things and stuff, so thought I’d share: http://imgur.com/gallery/ZxSqD

                    • Blinghamstar

                      Totally, I’ve seen that! It’s really cool; mesmerizing even.

        • http://dailyoftheday.com/ Kabwla Two-Lips

          Well, well, well, isn’t that the pot calling the cattle black?

        • PostyPosterson

          Elsie what you did there.

          • TheOtherJK

            Ungulate you all finish, but this is the worst pun thread of all time.

            OF ALL TIME.

            • http://dailyoftheday.com/ Kabwla Two-Lips

              I am…. just not worthy…
              Hail to the king!

    • TruuuV

      The fact you expect a single cow then BOOM truck full of cows is what made me chuckle.

      • SumAnon

        i laughed, paused to make sure the cows were OK, then laughed again. The post’s label “cow tipping” made the video that much more funny.

    • dailyoftheday

      I think it was the roll. Large animal rolling with tiny limbs.

      -N

      • traszgo

        And they all get to their feet at the same time.

  • DRoseDARs

    I won’t judge you for laughing at that, but jeez poor cows. Though, I’m surprised how calm they are as they got up.

    • dailyoftheday

      The inner monologue I imagine for those cows, “DAFUQ WAS THAT?”

      -N

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=810530150 Scott Thrower

    I was once told by a farmer that tipping a cow can cause a lot of internal damage because their organs can get twisted, requiring surgery to fix. No idea if there’s any fact to it.

    • http://dailyoftheday.com/ Kabwla Two-Lips

      Truth is, nobody knows…
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cow_tipping

    • SumAnon

      Nope, since if you actually manage to tip over a cow (they kinda want to stay up) they can just roll right back over and kick your ass. The average moo-cow is a deceptively fast mofo, too.
      True Story.

      • Marc

        Anytime I hear stories about people saying they tipped cows I automatically know their stupid liar faces. Except in some cases that was code for, “Went and got drunk in the pasture”.

        • http://dailyoftheday.com/ Kabwla Two-Lips

          I automatically know their stupid liar faces
          Clever linguistic trap you’ve created there.
          Only at the very end you realize that ‘face’ is actually the subject of that sentence.

          • Marc

            DAMN YOU, AUTOCORRECT. *They’re

            • http://dailyoftheday.com/ Kabwla Two-Lips

              No, no, no…That would make the sentence worse.

              • Marc

                LIES.

                • http://dailyoftheday.com/ Kabwla Two-Lips

                  “Can’t” or “can not” or “cannot”?

                  That one always has me confuzzled.

        • jonny6pak

          I was reading this, saying “nuh uh” to myself. Then I got to the end of your comment and I saw that you know exactly what you’re talking about. But we usually went cow tipping in the barn during the winter months.

        • whycantwejustloveeverybody

          “Stupid liar faces” I will most definitely be using this insult more often

  • Sigmund_Jung

    That’s gonna ruin the upholstery

  • Blinghamstar

    The driver was ticketed for a ‘mooooo’ving violation.

  • Mochipants

    Not funny…I didn’t even udder one tiny chuckle.

  • JeremiahCatclaw

    It’s a new, if somewhat controversial, method of pre-tenderizing beef.

  • Alice Trout

    Is anyone else perturbed by how often we find ourselves laughing at videos of people/animals getting seriously hurt – just because the circumstances happen to be funny?

    I am as guilty as anyone (my weakness is videos of models tripping on the runway) – but I guess I am getting old and starting to think that maybe, just maybe, we shouldn’t laugh at people/animals getting seriously hurt….

    • http://dailyoftheday.com/ Kabwla Two-Lips

      Nope, it’s just you.
      You’re weird.

      • Alice Trout

        Guilty.
        Edit: also bad at the interwebz ^

        • http://dailyoftheday.com/ Kabwla Two-Lips

          You found us and stuck around…
          I’d say you are getting better.

    • ohplease

      I don’t mind them getting hurt but not seriously. I mean have you ever broken anything from tripping over 4inch heels, or walking into a sin post? The really bad ones I can’t laugh at,