That’s Not How You Use Gasoline!


 
 27 Jan 2013   Fail, Video, Youtube

My god woman, have you never used a gas pump before?!

 

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  • Mani

    Иисус Фукинг Христос, Россия! What would ever lead you to believe that is how you gas up a car? Even if you’ve never pumped your own gas, if you’ve ever been in a car you should know this isn’t right.

    • TruuuV

      Иисус Фукинг Христос, Россия! <— Google translate says that's "Fucking Jesus Christ, Russia!" in Russian.

      …. Just for anyone too lazy to copy-paste.

      • IronEdithKidd

        If you can read cyrillic, you don’t need to translate this one.

        • TruuuV

          Like…. The language spoken by the natives of Cyrodiil?

          • IronEdithKidd

            *headdesk*

  • TruuuV

    “Woman accidently pours…” is the tab heading.

    Accidently my arse, she clearly gives some hand gesture pertaining to the foreign equivalent of a middle finger before getting back into the car.

    • ToastedMoseley

      True, she was clearly angry at the guy for interfering. Also, it’s important to note that she put on her headlights before driving away. Because spraying highly-flammable liquid everywhere is no big deal, but driving at night with no headlights – that would be stupid and dangerous.

      • TruuuV

        Safety first.

  • http://villings.tumblr.com/ [A]

    “In all my years..”

  • Laudelau

    Oh, Russia … Your internet delicacies are astounding.

  • Missin’ Mississippi

    Maybe she knows something the rest of the world doesn’t know..

    • SumAnon

      well TECHNICALLY you CAN use gasoline to de-ice your windshield

      • ToastedMoseley

        Ah, there you are. I was wondering what had happened to you. Where you BEENT?

        • SumAnon

          My laptop had an unfortunate hydrological accident, and its replacement has…

          shudder

          Windows 8.

          And work has suddenly blocked half of my Internets, so posting is a little more difficult.

  • http://robvincent.net/ Rob T Firefly

    Why did that mean man chase her away from the Windex pump?

    • cdn_bakun

      I was wondering if indeed that was what she was doing, if perhaps the wash water/squeegee bucket was empty or frozen….or maybe she thinks that gas on the windshield will prevent it from getting iced over during the night.

      • http://twitter.com/Sabocat Sabocat

        That might work…

  • L_Ron_Hoover

    inb4 Women drivers. No, I kid, don’t flame me with feminist stuff.

    • Luna93

      *takes off her shirt* YEAAAARRRGHHHH WOMAN POWER

  • Motoflou

    Nope. Nope nope nope nope. Never going there.

  • http://twitter.com/The_Thnikkaman The_Thnikkaman

    I just hope she got away from the forecourt before she burst into flames

  • Bling-Nye, the Daft Punk guy

    Wow, I’d be worried about an engine fire at a minimum, or a fireball sparked on ignition… I sure as hell wouldn’t be standing nearby when she got in to start up her car…