I don't think any animals do the 'Unrepentant, cold, soulless murderer' look quite as well as cats do. Especially considering half of the stuff they kill wasn't alive anyway.
The coolest Christmas gifts were the ones you received as a child, or so it seems. I remember getting the TMNT Pizza Tank, and shooting the pizza discs at the cats around the apartment.
And this is precisely why you should play with your new toys outside.
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