Apparently disgruntled donkeys lazily jumping over tiny things is a sport. Probably the best sport, too.
Now all you have to do is try turning it on by touching a different cat's nose to this cat's nose. The chain will never end.
Lady, you can scold the dog all you want but when the shiba zoomies are in full effect nobody can stop that train.
You ever get a Ben and Jerry's, and you're just not quite satisfied by the time you finish the last proper spoonful?
And on this day we offer our hog to the heavens and give thanks to the great mealworm in the sky, may he forever be crunchy and munchy, amen.
Sometimes opposing sides must join together to defeat a greater evil... especially when that greater evil is kindergarten level problem solving.
Have you ever stumbled on something that had a tiny little cult following that you'd never heard of, then spent hours just sifting through it all in amazement? That's how I spent...
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