(Above) Hey! Glad you came in. I was just about to start playing Phantasy Star Online 2. Oh! …Oh. I can’t play this now. The drugs have clearly taken effect. Unless you see it too. No? Okay. Moving on.
Just when you think the internet was out of Batman jokes, a video like this one pops up poisons your soul with hope. Or with some solid dieting facts. Either way, Bane!
Metal Gear Solid V was announced. I had more to say, but at the end of the trailerablue whale jumped out of an explosion and ate a helicopter. I’m in love.
Also announced was Dark Souls II, which you might be interested in if you enjoy a stiff challenge in an ambivalent world or just hate yourself. If you buy it for the second reason, remember that I, some stranger on the internet, love you and you don’t have to put yourself through that.
Also, the opposite happened to Bioshock Infinite which has been delayed for almost another month.
Nokia has unveiled the most cost effective Windows phone you could ever want. At only $250, I might be able to afford it and life sustaining food with just two paychecks!
When I say Megaman x Street Fighter you think Street Fighter but also with Mega Man, right? What if I told you that idea could be even better on Opposite Day?
Discuss: Just like movies and books, video games are a constantly evolving form of media. This year the industry and the culture showed a few signs of progress, but we also got another Call of Duty and another few samey MMOs looking to be the thing that out-WoWs WoW. Do you think gaming is growing up? Not growing up fast enough? Do you think it’s growing up too fast? Whatever you think, let’s all disagree about it on the internet for fun!