Not sure if it's worth it to bring all those slugs and crickets into your house just for the crinkly cat party, but I'll gladly watch somebody else do it!
So there really is a reason that I've been buying those cat beds that no cat is ever willing to touch.
I found out today that there's a new subreddit just for cats kneading on things. There are some bright spots in this dark world, after all.
Now all you have to do is try turning it on by touching a different cat's nose to this cat's nose. The chain will never end.
You ever get a Ben and Jerry's, and you're just not quite satisfied by the time you finish the last proper spoonful?
Sometimes opposing sides must join together to defeat a greater evil... especially when that greater evil is kindergarten level problem solving.
When a cat wants nothing more than to be a carpet, you've got a pretty typical cat.
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