I’m unsure whether it’s the ghastly amount of caffeine I’ve consumed or whether I’m just delirious from the lack of sleep, but watching Batman in classic movies has caused me to pee my pants just a little bit. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ll just be cancelling my personal training session today because these abs just got a workout.
This would still only be half as dark as Toy Story 3, but I bet it’d give you twice the Buzz. (Ba-dum-tish!)
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