I’m not clicking that six-minute-brownie link today, because that would make today the last day I had any sort of health.

I dunno, in college I drank beer while I studied, the “joke” being that since alcohol kills brain cells, that the slow and the weak would be weeded out, as the rest were actively engaged in learning. Of course, I couldn’t introduce too much “predation,” or risk wiping out the whole herd… I found the sweet spot (after some trial and error…) to be no more than 3 beers in a 4 hour period. Hardly enough to get drunk, but enough to make the ordeal tolerable. And once you were done, you didn’t have to play so much catch up when you went out after.

Gads, the only way I could even face multi-variable calculus was with a beer in hand…