Oscar’s Best Handjob Award


 
 24 Feb 2013   Funny, Video

Holy cow, NSFW.

I didn’t even know this was a category. Are HJs a common occurrence in film? I wonder if they’ll make this a legitimate category for next year. I might be inclined to be willing to watch.

 

via funnyordie

 



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  • Laudelau

    [insert "and that's as close as an Oscar she'll ever get" comment]

    • Conspiracy Einstein

      [inserts comment, but pulls it out right before climax]

      • Guest

        [welcomes comment offspring 9 months later due to ineffective contraception]

      • http://twitter.com/Sabocat Sabocat

        [Complains about sleeping in this comments wet spot]

  • ToastedMoseley

    Spot-on, because the Oscars is all about mutual masturbation. Also, even though I’m fond of the delicious Adele, I’m getting sick of her turning up everywhere with her cor-blimey-guvnor routine. Give it a rest, love.

    • http://dailyoftheday.com/ Kabwla Two-Lips

      (in the way people speak to their pets.)

      Ohh, who needs a handjob?
      Yes you do, you nastly little ‘mos’.
      Yes you do,
      You do need a nice little handjob.

  • whycantwejustloveeverybody

    Did she really give a handjob in the movie? I might actually want to see it, even though I thought the book was really boring and I didn’t finish it. I also despise this “actress” but, handjob.