Not Everything Needs to Be Sexy for Halloween


 
 09 Oct 2012   Fashion, Holidays

This Sexy Hamburger costume is, hands down, the most ridiculous Halloween costume I’ve ever seen. And that’s saying a lot, considering that one year I dressed up in a poop costume with a giant rotary phone attached to it and I was “When Doody Calls.”

 

via boingboing

 



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  • ClaveDark

    Needs more meat.

    • Blinghamstar

      …between the buns.

      • DanielCopeland

        I’d like to add some special sauce.

  • Luna93

    This is exactly why I either buy male costumes or make my own, because SCREW your gender rolls!

  • HoodieFox

    I almost shot macaroni out of my nose at “When Doody Calls.” Pictures, please!

    • cdn_bakun

      Yeah, as soon as I read that, the ol’ lightbulb slowly flickered in the background….
      hmmmmmm

    • TheOtherJK

      Yes, this is doody.

    • dailyoftheday

      Unfortunately, “When Doody Calls” was a loaner from a friend. If I dress up as something clever this year, I’ll let you guys know.

      -N

  • TruuuV

    This is the only time of the year you can dress as slutty as you wish without any consequence of judgement and you’re asking for it to stop?

    I’m so confused.

  • Der Raketemensch

    That sound you hear? Halloween Costume Designers working on “Sexy When Doody Calls” costumes for next season.

    • Conspiracy Einstein

      Hot.

  • ToastedMoseley

    That sexy hamburger costume would be a lot sexier if the woman was more full-figured. Also, the lettuce leaves should spread outwards to form a kind of tu-tu.




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