Redditor clebo99, or “Chris” as he’s know “in real life,” has apparently eaten a bowl and a half of Cheerios almost everyday of his life since 1981. After doing some loose calculations, Chris figured that by this time, he has consumed nearly 10 million Cheerios since that day. He contacted the Cheerios Facebook page and actually got a response back from them. The good people at Cheerios, after exchanging some emails with Chris, decided to send him this poster to commemorate his time with them.

When asked if the dates corresponded with the actual number of Cheerios, Chris responded, “I did some scaling as I used to (and still do) eat a shitload of them. Again, this was done a little as a goof with them but they ran with it. The initial email to them I had some funny “also happened that day” tidbits and the dates just made it funnier. The 2 millionth one was “supposed” to have happened on the night of my junior prom when the limo ran over my foot (which really did happen). One of the milestones was when my daughter was born. I was trying to be funny but obviously those milestones didn’t really happen on those dates.”

Chris insists that this isn’t a marketing ploy for Cheerios. If it isn’t, then this man probably has the lowest cholesterol of all time.

Also, he claims to have never had Cheerios with milk, eats them dry and proclaims Honey Nut Cheerios to be “the devil.”

via reddit