How to Grow a Moustache


 
 24 Oct 2012   Entertainment, Funny, Video, Youtube

As all of you know, November is fast approaching, which means that Moustache Movember is also just around the corner. So, gentlemen, prepare to warm your upper lips, because Nick Offerman is giving you some seriously good advice on how to grow a moustache as luscious as his.

And don’t forget to register for Movember.

 

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  • TruuuV

    I’ll stick to the borderline stubble that is only kept because if I clean shave I look like I’m 12 for a few days.

    Also Movember? There is March and May, don’t be pulling some bullshit name change on the month, do it in a different one. Damn people.

    • Conspiracy Einstein

      Yeah, if it’s for “Mustache November,” it needs to at least be “Muvember.” “Movember” could easily be Molester November. I’m not going through that month again.

      • TruuuV

        I read it as Mow-vember, mowing as in your lawn…. So shave your facial hair. This, this right here along with countless other reasons is precisely why I don’t like people. Fuck people, I want a lion.

        • Blinghamstar

          Novem’stachember.

  • http://unfocusedmind.tumblr.com/ Unfocused Mind

    I need to decide what kind of ‘stache I’ll have. Should I go with the Freddie, the ’90s George Michael, or a sweet, but kind of played out handlebar?

    • http://dailyoftheday.com/ Lascivious Lass

      the Zappa

      • Blinghamstar

        One of my good friends actually looks just like Frank Zappa. Halloween a couple years ago, he grew the ‘stache to go with it. He could easily be a FZ impersonator. We almost made out.

        • http://dailyoftheday.com/ Kabwla Two-Lips

          I’ve been sporting a ‘Zappa beard’ for some time now.

          Never told anyone that before,
          this seems like a good time.

          • Blinghamstar

            Welcome to the flocked.

            • http://dailyoftheday.com/ Kabwla Two-Lips

              Thank you.
              Now fuck me you ugly son of a bitch.

              • http://dailyoftheday.com/ Kabwla Two-Lips
              • Blinghamstar

                Ok, give me your bank accounts and PINs.

                • http://dailyoftheday.com/ Kabwla Two-Lips

                  All I have is a telfunken U37.
                  You’ll love it.

                  (please don’t push the subject, it’s the only Zappa album I know reasonably well.)

        • http://dailyoftheday.com/ Lascivious Lass

          BWHAHAHAHA – the strikethrough text really made that comment.

      • http://dailyoftheday.com/ Kabwla Two-Lips

        The ‘Catholic girl’ is also an option, at least, that’s what Zappa says.

        • http://dailyoftheday.com/ Lascivious Lass

          :) Mmmmm

          • http://dailyoftheday.com/ Kabwla Two-Lips

            If you do not know the (three) record (set) “Joe’s garage”
            Listen to it.

            “You’ll love it”

            • http://dailyoftheday.com/ Lascivious Lass

              I do not know it, but will probably pull up some Zappa to listen to tonight.

    • Blinghamstar

      Your mom is sweet but kind of played out.

  • MynameisBlarney

    I’m going for the full beard.

  • Blinghamstar

    A man grows a mustache for 1/12 of the year and thinks that makes him a man? Try rockin’ one for 48/12 months.

    • http://dailyoftheday.com/ Kabwla Two-Lips

      Indeed, they do not call it ‘Sporting a stache’ for nutting.