Happy F*cking Valentine’s Day


 
 14 Feb 2013   Funny, Holidays, Tumblr

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Well, aren’t these Valentine’s Day cards just the greatest? I actually mean that. It came out much more sarcastic than I intended. I actually gave someone the “I’d Sleep With You Sober” card yesterday.

You can check out more of Rob & Sam’s creation at Happy Fucking Valentine’s Day.

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  • TruuuV

    In regards to the “I hate you half as much as everyone else” card:

    I’ve actually managed to successfully compliment a girl by telling her I was “Surprised she had yet to piss me off.”

    No idea how I pulled it off but she seemed genuinely touched.

    • whycantwejustloveeverybody

      You have a way with words. The bard would be jealous.

    • TheOtherJK

      Bilbo:

      I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

  • thister

    The only reason I like Valentine’s Day now is for sarcastic cards and messages like these, and also smart ones like this one: http://25.media.tumblr.com/6085c00d448ffcf5256c64a0440e8927/tumblr_mgpi8e8OuO1qasnpdo1_500.png

  • wildparadox

    The concept is good, but it’s a stylistic ripoff. Which ones are from Toothpaste for Dinner, and which are from Rob & Sam? http://i.imgur.com/XUPFeBs.png

    • Ronnie

      Yeah. I was like..wait..these aren’t by Drew?