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Creepy Mannequin Guitar


 
 13 Feb 2013   WTF

creepy mannequin guitar

Nope, nope and a whole lot more nope. There is just something so wrong about all of this. ALL OF THIS. Created by luthier Lou Reimuller, this guitar is like a pedophile’s dream come true.

“With this, you can perform your guitar skill on the stage with a hot babe holding in your arm. Since she’s a mannequin, she won’t mind how bad you pluck on her strings,” said Reimuller in the blog post that released this monstrosity to the internet.

It looks like one of the mannequins from the children’s section! DOES ANYONE NOT SEE HOW WEIRD THIS IS?

 

via buzzfeed

 


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  • Joan

    The Japanese schoolgirl uniform isn’t helping.

    He should have done something to make it less human. Paint it up like Jem or cut all its hair off and draw on it with markers like beat up old Barbie.

  • cdn_bakun

    Yeah,I’d TOTALLY perform onstage while holding a little girl’s mannequin in front of me with a guitar neck protruding from her ribs; who WOULDN’T? said no one.

  • Slartibartfatsdomino

    I’d have to see it within the context of the whole act to decide whether it was reinforcing or subverting oppressive relations in society, but first glance certainly suggests creepy pedophilia.

    • Bling-Nye, the Daft Punk guy

      I was going to say something similar. You never know with stage acts…

  • DanielCopeland

    The face reminds me of an adult Christina Ricci…but on a tween girl’s body.

  • Sigmund_Jung

    Must be disturbing to crash it into the amps and then set it on fire.

  • MynameisBlarney

    Betcha Ted Nugent has several of these.

  • Bling-Nye, the Daft Punk guy

    http://i433.photobucket.com/albums/qq60/goodiegrace/chaos%20desires/tumblr_llcjr7NPOI1qcyj2uo1_5001.gif


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