Lyrically sounding like a rip-off of Katy Perry’s “Last Friday Night” and musically sounding like pretty much every other song on the radio, internet sensation Rebecca Black has put out another song at the behest of no one and entitled it “Saturday.”
Unfortunately for the human race, there are five more days of the week that she can name songs after, so gird your loins, my friends. The music is about to get week in here. Heh. I made a joke.
Apparently, slapping a girl across the face with your dick isn’t enough to get you expelled these days.
The most this perpetrator and future inmate in a correctional facility received? It seems that he only got detention. It doesn’t say for how long, but the fact remains that sexually assaulting a female student should result in expulsion, or at the very least suspension. Matter of fact, I would say that a little bit of time in a juvenile detention facility would stop that behavior quickly, while attempting to find out if this is merely an ill-thought out and extremely offensive prank or whether the teen has some mental health issues that need to be worked out.
Either way, St. Cloud High School in St. Cloud, Florida really dropped the ball on this one. Because of course this happened in Florida.
I want to say that this is satire. I am about 99% that this is satire, but I’m not entirely sure.
The website, Cool Men School, redirects to a website for a film titled Redirected (which in itself is ironic, because, well, you’ve been redirected to this site) which hails itself as a “hangover-meets-guy-ritchie type criminal action comedy with a distinctive flavor of Eastern European exotic” telling the story of “four friends turned first-time robbers – John, Ben, Tim and Michael – who accidentally get stranded in a middle-of-nowhere Eastern European country and have to fight their way back home through the land of whores, smugglers, dirty cops, cheap beer and sick fantasies.”
I don’t know what I just watched. At times funny, at times grossly offensive, Eastern European Men School seems like an institution that you should probably not attend.
This ad from Japanese tire company Autoway actually has a warning before it and it’s for good reason. My adrenaline is all hopped up right now from watching it. I feel like I’m going to simultaneously cry, puke, and fight someone.
So, heed the warning. If you scare easily, if you have a medical heart condition, or if you’re just a scaredy cat like me, don’t watch this. But if you like a good scare video, then turn the volume up and enjoy. Muahahaha.