“David After Dentist Double Rainbow Oh My God! in 3D” starring Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Samuel L. Jackson, and Seth Rogen.
“Bitman Begins” starring Tom Hanks, Meryl Streep, Chris Hemsworth and Liam Hemsworth
Trevor Moore from “The Whitest Kids You Know” has created this very timely parody video of a young pop star desperately trying to get help from anyone who will listen from his abusive agent and record company.
Relevant because Bieber.
I know there are some of you watching this video trying to suppress a gag reflex as you think about the sweet and noxious smell of burning ranch dressing. But then there of those of you who reside in the land of creamy goodness, in the Hidden Valley, where everything you love and desire is covered in a thick layer of ranch and the scent carries you away as it wafts into your nose (and sweet baby Jesus, it is delicious).
Unfortunately, the Hidden Valley scented candle doesn’t exist (yet), so all of us ranch lovers are left sitting here in utter disappointment. Of course, we could always dream of other ranch-flavored and scented things, like these breath strips.
Oh, that’s not real either? Excuse me while I go cry over my morning cup of ranch.
You may have seen the video making the rounds a few weeks ago about how Photoshop distorts women’s body ideals. This video, in case you were wondering.
I didn’t post it because when I watched it, I just pretty much thought to myself, “Doesn’t everyone know this? I feel like we’ve been told enough that the women on magazines, in commercials, and on the runway have been airbrushed and Photoshopped to high hell and that those don’t need to be our beauty standards anymore.” So, I “meh’ed” it. But just in case you weren’t aware, WE DON’T NEED TO LOOK LIKE THAT, FELLOW LADIES. IT’S ALL A LIE.
Anyway, it seems that Photoshop works both ways, you guys, and now we can turn all attractive women into Santa Claus!!! YAY!!!
For reference, here’s the original video by Kanye, featuring his almost wife Kim Kardashian.
This remake from James Franco and Seth Rogan is practically perfect in every way, with Rogan playing the part of Kardashian and generally making everyone feel just a little uncomfortable with his excessive amount of back hair. Because what else are two millionaires going to do with their time except recreate another millionaire’s music video?
This is the kind of life we all wish that we could have. And the kind of bromance that we could only dream of.