Sometimes you gotta accept the fact that your ankle tattoo just isn't worth showing off and you should probably wear socks. Especially when the advice is coming from a butthole connoisseur.
Just because DK mode was fun on the couch with all your friends doesn't mean it's suitable for everyday wear.
This is where that Marx Brothers sketch started to break down.
I'm really not sure what the clue is here... Is it the tile? The drain? The shower itself? Man, Steve didn't prepare me for this kind of next level pawprint hunt.
Sure, that's cute and all to us, but imagine what the mouse is feeling? He's getting his nose booped by something that smells, looks, sounds and probably just is a personification of his own tiny death....
When mom tells you to share, and instead of taking turns you just cram yourself into your sibling's way out of spite because it's 'your half'.
I don't think any animals do the 'Unrepentant, cold, soulless murderer' look quite as well as cats do. Especially considering half of the stuff they kill wasn't alive anyway.
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