This is just one of those advantages dog owners have over cat owners, you just can't convince a cat to pose in a costume. Naturally it's only a matter of time before the dog pulls the wig off and eats...
Sit ye not too hard on the couch, lest ye become the couch.
I know retrievers are supposed to have soft mouths for retrieving game without damaging it, but I didn't think that extended to having noses made of rubber too.
You ever get a Ben and Jerry's, and you're just not quite satisfied by the time you finish the last proper spoonful?
These facts were published back in May, but this is the first time I'm seeing them. I thought... Hey it's Monday and those blow... like a fart. So why not share them with you guys... like a fart....
And on this day we offer our hog to the heavens and give thanks to the great mealworm in the sky, may he forever be crunchy and munchy, amen.
The noble tradition of the sherpacat has gone on for centuries, guiding lost hikers home in return only for snugglies and the occasional tuna can.
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