Everyone has different expectations for New Year’s Eve. This year, I have to work NYE at my bar, so my expectation is serving a lot of drunk people and then most likely cleaning up puke from the bathroom of someone who got way too white girl wasted.
No matter what you decide to do, though, you’ll always have those memories. Unless you’re the person who threw up in my bathroom, in which case the last thing you probably remembered was ordering that last shot of Patron. Because that’s what people order these days or something.
Hello, friends! Today is the day of gift-giving, gift-getting, and, most importantly, eating cookies and getting hammered off of eggnog.
I mean, I did that yesterday too, but today is the actual day to do that, so…yeah.
We’re going to be taking the day off the hang out with our friends and family (and to go see Anchorman 2 later tonight), so to keep you occupied, here’s some goats.
Also, let us know in the comments how your holiday is going, anything awesome you might have gotten for Christmas, and if your crazy uncle said anything especially cringe-worthy this year! EVERYONE HAS ONE, YOU KNOW YOU GOT SOME GOOD STORIES. We’ll see you back here for regularly scheduled programming in the afternoon on the 26th. Because sleeping in is awesome.
MERRY CHRISTMAS, YOU WONDERFUL, CRAZY PEOPLE!
Redditor doigoid‘s pup Jack is really good at balancing things on his head after his human has stacked them on there. So, they decided to get a little festive this holiday season. Ugh, Jack, you are so cute and talented! I wish my dogs would do this. They just stare at me like I’m the idiot.
ENJOY SOME STACKS ON JACK NOW!
“On the twelfth day of Christmas my humans stacked on me… 12 canes of candy!”
“On the eleventh day of Christmas my humans stacked on me…11 bows for gifting!
“On the tenth day of Christmas my humans stacked on me…10 men made of ginger!”
“On the ninth day of Christmas my humans stacked on me…9 bells jingling!”
“On the eighth day of Christmas my humans stacked on me…8 lumps of coal…oh no!”
“On the seventh day of Christmas my humans stacked on me…7 presents for opening!”
“On the sixth day of Christmas my humans stacked on me…6 stockings-a-hanging!”
“On the fifth day of Christmas my humans stacked on me…*5 golden strings* (of mini lights)!”
“On the fourth day of Christmas my humans stacked on me….4 ornaments!”
“On the third day of Christmas my humans stacked on me…3 wrapping rolls!”
“On the second day of Christmas my humans stacked on me…2 egg nogs!”
“And…A 2lb holiday ham! Happy Holidays everyone!!”
THAT LAST ONE. OH MY GOD. It is beyond fabulous. I can’t even process this right now.
I wonder if the Power Family would be open to adopting a new child? I want in that family now.
The Christmas GIF Project is a collection of gifs from animators and artists who have collectively come together now for two years to produce some mesmerizing and hilarious gifs of this lovely season. Started by Ryan Todd and Enjoythis design studio, now you can kill at least an hour of time while the big bird is cooking in the oven on Christmas day.
Check out all of the festive gifs here.