Does your costume involve you painting your face to become another race? Then don’t do it. Image via Gawker.
Now that I’ve shown you my favorites, let’s go on to my least favorite, or should I say most inappropriate, costumes that I’ve seen so far this year. Remember yesterday when the SDSU baseball team dressed up in costumes and one was the Jamaican bobsled team? Well, they did it perfectly, mainly because they didn’t decide to paint themselves brown, unlike the idiotic coaches from a San Diego high school football team. If your costume involves blackface or brownface, just don’t do it.
Behold the gallery below…
“Edgar Allan Ho”. Image via zacch.
Is there any holiday more creatively festive than Halloween? Nope. This is the day that creativity abounds. I decided this year to post some of my favorite costumes I’ve seen on the internet (and there’s a lot of them) to show you how Halloween is done right. Edgar Allan Ho? That’s ingenious.
Behold, the gallery below…
There’s been a lot of great costumes this year and I’ll be doing a mega-post of all my favorite ones, but this one is definitely one of my tops favorites. Because it’s a homemade one and those ones always tend to be the best.
The Bold Italic has created this handy little Bingo card for you to carry around on Halloween to play Bingo with your friends. Of course, there’s only the one card, so you’re all going to get Bingo at the same time…unless you’re not hanging out with your friends, in which case, you’ll never actually know if you won Bingo.
I confused myself. Let’s start over. HERE’S A BINGO CARD FOR HALLOWEEN. USE IT.
Since we all have come to an understanding that Columbus Day is really just a load of BS, let’s celebrate something that actually matters…DESSERT.
I have no idea how National Dessert Day was started. There are no records of the original creator and no reason as to why it falls on October 14th. But does any of that really matter when it comes to the sweet, delectable mini-meal that comes after dinner? Or perhaps what you eat instead of breakfast?
I celebrated by eating apple cobbler and ice cream for breakfast. Later, I plan to make my own homemade peanut butter cups. And I will probably just eat some more ice cream for good measure.
Now, go pick up some pie or cake or make some goodies and gorge yourselves, because it’s an unofficial national holiday, dagnabbit, and we need to celebrate.
Continuing in the tradition for women to dress as sexily as possible during Halloween, costume company Yandy has a few new items to choose from for all you foodies out there.
Sexy corn? Sexy pizza? I mean, everyone knows that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, while simultaneously giving him a boner. You’re gonna be beating away all those fine, drunk gentlemen dressed up as cliche firefighters and football players in no time at all!
Because isn’t that exactly how you want to spend your Halloween? Brushing off the unwanted sexual advances of inebriated men? “Hey baby, let me butter you up and dip you in some ranch.” Sounds like a dream come true.
There’s quite a few more sexy food items over at Yandy, so make sure to check them out. Because god forbid you should want to dress up as something and actually look like the thing you’re trying to dress up as.
Arrrr. Today be Talk Like a Pirate Day, where everyone around ye be talkin’ like a drunken scallyway. Or something like that.
But just in case you were feeling particularly rum-inspired, you can sing-along to “Drunken Sailor.” Just make sure you’re a bit tossed beforehand, because that’s really the only way that this will seem like a good idea.