Yeah. I’m gonna need you to deliver this bottle opener to my house, like, yesterday.
Where was this when I was in college? Oh wait. I couldn’t afford glass bottles in college. But now that I’m an adult (I use this term loosely), I’ll take four of these monstrous bottle openers please, because I would like to drink 96 beers at once. It’s been that kind of morning.




07 May 2013

