Sit ye not too hard on the couch, lest ye become the couch.
I found out today that there's a new subreddit just for cats kneading on things. There are some bright spots in this dark world, after all.
I know retrievers are supposed to have soft mouths for retrieving game without damaging it, but I didn't think that extended to having noses made of rubber too.
Apparently disgruntled donkeys lazily jumping over tiny things is a sport. Probably the best sport, too.
Now all you have to do is try turning it on by touching a different cat's nose to this cat's nose. The chain will never end.
Lady, you can scold the dog all you want but when the shiba zoomies are in full effect nobody can stop that train.
You ever get a Ben and Jerry's, and you're just not quite satisfied by the time you finish the last proper spoonful?
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