There are some things in life that are apparently fairly easy to overlook when you find the dream guy/girl of your life. Poop, to an anonymous man on Craigslist, happens to be one of those things.
If you’ve cleaned up someone else’s poop, then it must be true love. Good luck, you crazy kids. I hope you find each other.
This is one of those stories that just floats around Craigslist, but it still pretty funny every time I read it. This time, the crapped pants makes its appearance in Seattle.
We’ve all taken a gamble on a fart. Some of us have lost. I, once, lost that game while in an Urban Outfitters, where I promptly bought new underwear and pants and changed into them in the dressing room. Then I threw my sharted on clothes in the trash on the sidewalk. Hey, at least I got new pants, amirite?
Thankfully, this has never happened to me on a date.
A man in Queens, New York is offering up this ‘rare‘ poster in exchange for a massage and ‘internal cleansing’. Although the post is dated 4 days after Christmas, the man in need claims that the print would make a great Christmas gift for a, what I would assume to be desperate, student, interested in obliging and possibly creating an ongoing enemassage (See what I did there? Enema Massage. I created the word enemassage) relationship.
So, you know…there’s that.