Don't fear the reaper. Instead, just pretend you've got a dentist's appointment. He'll understand. via Ninja and Pirate
It's a bird! It's a plane! No! It's a sex offender! via reddit
It would be awful if humans never needed to sleep. I love sleeping so much that I wish humans hibernated like bears do. What would you do if you never needed to sleep?...
I know so many people who hate this word and usually, they also hate the word panties. I don't understand why these words bother people. Is it the imagery?
Via The Oatmeal
When I sing, I get the not so silent judgement.
Via Poorly Drawn Lines
I always wanted that bear to join the Muppets, but now I can see why they'd want to avoid him. via Gone Into Rapture
We all know she's joking, and that's just Q*bert. via MercWorks
I'll admit it. I've eaten pizza that was left out from the night before, and I didn't even bother to microwave it. Who has time for that?
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