I can’t tell if this is a hoax, an advertising ploy, or a legitimate proposal.
According to MTV, that’s a real 10 karat diamond ring. But his new album is titled “Suffering from Success,” which is what he claims ails both he and Nicki.
I’m calling bullshit. But if it’s real, congratulations?
Justin Bieber and his merry band of drunken idiots went out to Avenue nightclub in NYC earlier this year and decided to sneak out through Artichoke Basille’s Pizza on W 17th and 10th. Now, footage has surfaced that shows the little shitstain peeing into a mop bucket in the restaurant’s kitchen, then spraying a picture of Bill Clinton with liquid cleaner while yelling, “Fuck Bill Clinton!”
Weird. Maybe “Fuck Bill Clinton” is the new “YOLO.”
Anyway, this appears to be just another blip on the bizarre and terrible behavior of this unworthy celebrity. I mean, sure, if I was 19 with unlimited resources, no accountability, shitty friends and people who constantly told me yes all the time, I might be a piece of shit too. But as someone who grew up poor (remember when that was you and your family, Justin?), I would never do something that I knew would cause extra work for a regular working guy. You know, like peeing in a bucket so they have to change it.
If only the janitor had known the pee he was touching was Justin Bieber’s. He could’ve made a fortune on Ebay.
So, I await with the rest of you (who probably don’t even care and are going to ask, “Why are we even talking about Justin Bieber? Please stop so he goes away, you’re only perpetuating…blah blah blah”) to watch the inevitable Lohan-esque spiral. Or maybe it will be more entertaining like Britney Spears. Either way, grab your popcorn. And don’t touch any mop buckets.